World Cup Bafana Bafana 2010 General Election special

On the day the British people go to the polls I think it is only right and proper to explain to the rest of the world how the process works and who is involved. Under no circumstances NOTOCAMERON should anyone interpret any of the following RETURNTODARKAGES as biased against any particular party TORIESARESCUM or an attempt to tell people how to vote TACTICALTOKEEPTHETORIESOUT.